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Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard (Pokemon Cocktails)
Ingedients:Charmander-1 splash of grenadine1 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey.5 oz Bacardi 151
Charmeleon-1 spash of grenadine,1 splash of scotch1 oz Fireball Cinnamon WhiskeyFill with ginger ale
Charizard- 2 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey2 splashes of grenadine2 splash of scotch1.5 ounces Bacardi 151Fill with ginger ale
Directions: For the Charmander shot, pour a slash of grenadine into the bottom of a shot glass. Add the Fireball, then top with the Bacardi 151. Light it on fire, then extinguish before drinking. For the Charmeleon cocktail, mix all the alcoholic ingredients and then pour over ice in a lowball glass. Top with ginger ale. For the Charizard drink, Mix all of the alcoholic ingredients, pour into a highball glass and top with ginger ale. If you plan on lighting the Charizard on fire, add the Bacardi 151 last, after the ginger ale, on top of everything else. As always, be careful with flames and don’t try to drink flaming cocktails while still on fire! Fire burns people and stuff and faces.
These drinks scream fire, from the cinnamon punch, to the smoky scotch aftertaste. Get your team ready and go hit up Cinnabar Island. This night is for fire!Check out our other Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, and Venusaur cocktails, as well as our Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise cocktails.
(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.)

Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard (Pokemon Cocktails)

Ingedients:
Charmander-
1 splash of grenadine
1 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
.5 oz Bacardi 151

Charmeleon-
1 spash of grenadine,
1 splash of scotch
1 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
Fill with ginger ale

Charizard-
2 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
2 splashes of grenadine
2 splash of scotch
1.5 ounces Bacardi 151
Fill with ginger ale

Directions: For the Charmander shot, pour a slash of grenadine into the bottom of a shot glass. Add the Fireball, then top with the Bacardi 151. Light it on fire, then extinguish before drinking.
For the Charmeleon cocktail, mix all the alcoholic ingredients and then pour over ice in a lowball glass. Top with ginger ale.
For the Charizard drink, Mix all of the alcoholic ingredients, pour into a highball glass and top with ginger ale. If you plan on lighting the Charizard on fire, add the Bacardi 151 last, after the ginger ale, on top of everything else. As always, be careful with flames and don’t try to drink flaming cocktails while still on fire! Fire burns people and stuff and faces.

These drinks scream fire, from the cinnamon punch, to the smoky scotch aftertaste. Get your team ready and go hit up Cinnabar Island. This night is for fire!

Check out our other Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, and Venusaur cocktails, as well as our Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise cocktails.

(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.)

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